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Got a party? Here are some nice drinks to get you drunk.

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Johnny Weismuller Cocktail


Combine ingredients in a shaker with ice [including the powdered sugar-- 1 tsp. should suffice]. Mix well and strain into a cocktail glass.

Candle In The Window


Pour the rum, bourbon whiskey, creme de cacao, cherry brandy and coffee into an Irish coffee cup or glass. Pour the cream carefully over the back of a teaspoon so that it floats on top, and serve.

the Red Rodney


Fill a shaker with 1 part Jagermeister (herbal liqueur), 1 part raspberry schnapps and 1 part peach schnapps. Shake and sift into shot glasses. Down it and feel the burn!

Aromatherapist


Stir all ingredients in mixing glass, strain into glass and serve.

El Perro


Add ice to a rocks glass. Pour 3 ounces of ginger ale over the ice. Float one ounce of Fernet-Branca bitters over the top. My wife named this drink "The Dog" because with the Fernet float on top of the ginger ale, it's an "auto-chaser". An acquired taste, but excellent for settling a roiling stomach.

Smooth Pony


Prepare a tall glass full of ice then add the Vodka, next add the Vanilla extract, next add the Almond Flavoring, next add the Ice, next add the Milk until full. Optionally grated white chocolate can be used as a garnish.

Butter Cream Delight™


Find yourself a tall frosty pint glass. Throw in your desired amount of ice. Add equal parts Buttershnapps and Cream Soda. Top it off with some Whipped Cream (optional, sissy). Great drink for Diabetics and high school girls that can't handle tasting the liquor. Quite, quite delish, enjoy.

Alexander The Great


Prepare a tall glass then add the Creme de Cacao, next add the Coffee liqueur, next add the Cream, next add the Vodka. Shake with ice and strain into a glass.

Valentine


Prep an old fashioned/ rocks glass by putting it in the fridge. Also leave out the chocolate icecream for 5 minutes to get it to a creamier stage. Scoop a rich amount of icecream into a shaker with ice and add the milk (around half a cup should do) 1 nip of frangelico and dash of grenadine. Shake and strain into the rocks glass You can muddle strawberries in the bottom of the glass if you wish, though this is already a decadent sipper. A good tip is to use an expensive brand of chocolate icecream like entice, because the creamy mousse flavour is what you're aiming for. You can change the flavour of the icecream to honeycomb to get a Valentine Revenge. Enjoy. - Clairece original

The Lumpkin


Add all in a shaker then shake with ice, Drink as quickly as possible.

415 at 517 in Ann Arbor


Pour vodka and ginger ale over ice. Slice 2 strawberries and 1 key lime. Add to drink. Squeeze the juice from one key lime into the glass. Stir. Add lime slice and whole strawberry to edge of glass for an aesthetic touch. Enjoy!

Zima Mojito


Muddle about 10 leaves fresh mint with an oz. of simple syrup in the bottom of a collins glass. Squeeze in 4 lime wedges (about half a lime). Muddle your partner. Add rum. Fill with ice. Top off with Zima our your favorite malt liquor type libation. Sprinkle about a tbsp. of sugar in the Raw over the top. Stir thrice. Drink. Repeat as necessary. Lather.

Yardie Shandy


Grab a pint glass, fill it 2/3 full with booze. I find Corona beer or something equally sweet and summery like Sol works best. Then top it up with some fine ginger ale and you have the summer's most refreshing drink. Pour it on ice and add a slice or two of lime for extra Jamaican cool.

Kiss My Asteroid


In a hurricane glass add hard ice and pour 1 nip of cointreau and 1/2 nip Midori Melon liqueur. In a boston shaker, shake a scoop of crushed ice with 1/2 nip Blue Curacao until cold, and quickly add the pineapple juice to the glass. Scoop out the crushed ice mix into preferably an icecream scoop and place gently on top of pineapple juice. Garnish with pineapple leaf, pineapple segment and orange wheel. Clairece original

Surfer Rosa


Place a Maraschino cherry in a tall glass and fill glass with ice. Pour in a shot of Tequila (Amount of Tequila may be altered to taste), add Cola to near top, add a splash of Blackberry Brandy and you're done.

Skinny Dipper


Serve over ice in a tall glass.

Mamaeta


Note: This should be done with iced lemon (what we call "Granizado de limón" in Spain), which contains crushed ice, lemon juice and sugar. Put the herbal liqueur (1 part of green Chartreuse and 2 parts of yellow Chartreuse), add the iced lemon and shake well Drink while lemon's still iced.

The Teenager


Pour a tall glass of orange juice, next add the soda water, then take the vanilla vodka and add grenadine for extra flavour. Finish with a cherry. enjoy

Seven-Bomb


In a 12 oz glass add 1 shot Jagermeister 1/2 a can of Red Bull 1/2 a can of 7-Up Enjoy. Best for two people, or a double sized drink.

Gumbo Fizz


In a shaker, combine the gin, lemon juice, sugar [1 tsp], Cointreau and cream and shake well. Strain into a collins glass filled with ice. Add the club soda and stir well.

Naked Pretzel


Pour all ingredients into a glass 2/3 full of ice. Stir.

The Accountant


Add 1 part chilled vodka with 1 part peach schnapps. Next add 2 parts chilled sparkling apple cider (Martinelli's!)and drink! Some friends in Santa Barbara claim to have invented this drink!

Gilligan's Island


Prepare a tall glass full of ice then add the Vodka, next add the Peach Schnapps, next add the Orange juice, next add the Cranberry juice. Serve shaken not stirred.

Lava Flow


Combine all ingredients [including the banana] in an electric blender with the ice [1 cup -- preferrably crushed]. Blend 20 - 30 seconds. Pour 1/2 cup of strawberry juice [a strawberry puree tends to work a bit better] into a hurricane or collins glass. Follow with the blended mixture. This creates the flow.

Txirrisklas


This is a recipe typical from San Sebastian, on the Northern coast of Spain. It's usually served in glasses of half-a-liter capacity, I say this just so that you'll be able to manage the proportions better. Place about six pieces of ice in the glass, then pour vodka until the glass is full to a quarter of its capacity. Pour the juice of one lemon, fill what's left of the glass with Cola (usually Coke). Rub the top of the glass with the lemon peel, then toss it to the glass. You've got the mixture right if the lemon juice makes the drink taste a little sour.

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